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Dominik Krenn c471cf007a Add initial project files and configuration for testosMaximus module

- Create push script for NPM project management
- Add .npmignore to exclude unnecessary files from package
- Set up .npmrc for registry configuration
- Write README.md with usage instructions and features
- Initialize package.json and package-lock.json for project metadata
- Implement crackNut function in src/index.ts
- Create test.ts to demonstrate crackNut functionality
- Configure TypeScript with tsconfig.json

2025-07-17 22:58:13 +02:00

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🧠 testosMaximus

Infused with maximus testus energy.

testosMaximus is a TypeScript-powered nut-cracker module forged in the sacred tree hollows of fluffy vengeance.
Designed for one purpose: to break things. Like nuts. And maybe reality.

🌰 Usage

import { crackNut } from "testosmaximus";

console.log(crackNut("pecan"));
// → *CRACK!* The pecan has been broken by pure TypeScript violence.

🚀 Features

⚡ Written in TypeScript (because normal JS was too weak)
💥 Cracks any nut, figuratively or literally
🧪 Powered by maximus testus energy (patent pending)
🐿️ Developed by a possibly overcaffeinated squirrel

📦 Install

If you're brave enough:

npm install testosmaximus

Or from your private squirrel registry:

npm install --registry=http://localhost:4873 testosmaximus

🔬 API

`crackNut(nut: string): string`

Cracks the given nut and returns a glorious message of destruction.

🪵 License

MIT – Break whatever you want. Just clean up after.

🐿️ Author

testosMaximus, child of the forest, breaker of shells, wielded by Maximus Testus Energy™

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