# 🧠 testosMaximus

> *Infused with maximus testus energy.*

testosMaximus is a TypeScript-powered nut-cracker module forged in the sacred tree hollows of fluffy vengeance.  
Designed for one purpose: **to break things**. Like nuts. And maybe reality.

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## 🌰 Usage

```ts
import { crackNut } from "testosmaximus";

console.log(crackNut("pecan"));
// → *CRACK!* The pecan has been broken by pure TypeScript violence.
````

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## 🚀 Features

* ⚡ Written in TypeScript (because normal JS was too weak)
* 💥 Cracks any nut, figuratively or literally
* 🧪 Powered by maximus testus energy (patent pending)
* 🐿️ Developed by a possibly overcaffeinated squirrel

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## 📦 Install

If you're brave enough:

```bash
npm install testosmaximus
```

Or from your private squirrel registry:

```bash
npm install --registry=http://localhost:4873 testosmaximus
```

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## 🔬 API

### `crackNut(nut: string): string`

Cracks the given nut and returns a glorious message of destruction.

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## 🪵 License

MIT – Break whatever you want. Just clean up after.

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## 🐿️ Author

testosMaximus, child of the forest, breaker of shells, wielded by Maximus Testus Energy™