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63 lines
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# 🧠 testosMaximus
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> *Infused with maximus testus energy.*
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testosMaximus is a TypeScript-powered nut-cracker module forged in the sacred tree hollows of fluffy vengeance.
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Designed for one purpose: **to break things**. Like nuts. And maybe reality.
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## 🌰 Usage
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```ts
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import { crackNut } from "testosmaximus";
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console.log(crackNut("pecan"));
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// → *CRACK!* The pecan has been broken by pure TypeScript violence.
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````
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## 🚀 Features
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* ⚡ Written in TypeScript (because normal JS was too weak)
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* 💥 Cracks any nut, figuratively or literally
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* 🧪 Powered by maximus testus energy (patent pending)
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* 🐿️ Developed by a possibly overcaffeinated squirrel
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## 📦 Install
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If you're brave enough:
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```bash
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npm install testosmaximus
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```
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Or from your private squirrel registry:
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```bash
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npm install --registry=http://localhost:4873 testosmaximus
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```
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## 🔬 API
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### `crackNut(nut: string): string`
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Cracks the given nut and returns a glorious message of destruction.
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## 🪵 License
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MIT – Break whatever you want. Just clean up after.
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## 🐿️ Author
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testosMaximus, child of the forest, breaker of shells, wielded by Maximus Testus Energy™
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