🧠 testosMaximus

Infused with maximus testus energy.

testosMaximus is a TypeScript-powered nut-cracker module forged in the sacred tree hollows of fluffy vengeance.
Designed for one purpose: to break things. Like nuts. And maybe reality.

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🌰 Usage

import { crackNut } from "testosmaximus";

console.log(crackNut("pecan"));
// → *CRACK!* The pecan has been broken by pure TypeScript violence.

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🚀 Features

• ⚡ Written in TypeScript (because normal JS was too weak)
• 💥 Cracks any nut, figuratively or literally
• 🧪 Powered by maximus testus energy (patent pending)
• 🐿️ Developed by a possibly overcaffeinated squirrel

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📦 Install

If you're brave enough:

npm install testosmaximus

Or from your private squirrel registry:

npm install --registry=http://localhost:4873 testosmaximus

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🔬 API

crackNut(nut: string): string

Cracks the given nut and returns a glorious message of destruction.

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🪵 License

MIT – Break whatever you want. Just clean up after.

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🐿️ Author

testosMaximus, child of the forest, breaker of shells, wielded by Maximus Testus Energy™