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🧺 Boxxo – A Fun Box in XO
Welcome to the most useless-yet-somehow-useful PHP module on the internet.
What does it do?
- Contains a box.
- May squeak.
- Occasionally throws errors if you shake it.
- Fails with style.
Installation
composer require chipperfluff/boxxo
Usage
use Chipperfluff\Boxxo\Snack;
use Chipperfluff\Boxxo\Test\Surprise;
echo Snack::squeak(); // Outputs: UwU from the boxxo 💜
$boom = new Surprise();
$boom->crash(); // 🐿️💥
Warning
Opening the box may or may not unleash quantum squirrels. We take no responsibility for multiverse overlap, existential dread, or kernel panics.
License
MIT – Because chaos is best served legally.