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38 lines
710 B
Markdown
# 🧺 Boxxo – A Fun Box in XO
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Welcome to the **most useless-yet-somehow-useful** PHP module on the internet.
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## What does it do?
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- Contains a box.
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- May squeak.
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- Occasionally throws errors if you shake it.
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- Fails with style.
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## Installation
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```bash
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composer require projects/boxxo
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````
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## Usage
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```php
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use Projects\Boxxo\Snack;
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use Projects\Boxxo\Test\Surprise;
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echo Snack::squeak(); // Outputs: UwU from the boxxo 💜
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$boom = new Surprise();
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$boom->crash(); // 🐿️💥
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```
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## Warning
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Opening the box may or may not unleash quantum squirrels.
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We take no responsibility for multiverse overlap, existential dread, or kernel panics.
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## License
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MIT – Because chaos is best served legally.
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