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-# 🧠 testosMaximus
+# template npm module
 
-> *Infused with maximus testus energy.*
-
-testosMaximus is a TypeScript-powered nut-cracker module forged in the sacred tree hollows of fluffy vengeance.  
-Designed for one purpose: **to break things**. Like nuts. And maybe reality.
-
----
-
-## 🌰 Usage
-
-```ts
-import { crackNut } from "testosmaximus";
-
-console.log(crackNut("pecan"));
-// → *CRACK!* The pecan has been broken by pure TypeScript violence.
-````
-
----
-
-## 🚀 Features
-
-* ⚡ Written in TypeScript (because normal JS was too weak)
-* 💥 Cracks any nut, figuratively or literally
-* 🧪 Powered by maximus testus energy (patent pending)
-* 🐿️ Developed by a possibly overcaffeinated squirrel
-
----
-
-## 📦 Install
-
-If you're brave enough:
-
-```bash
-npm install testosmaximus
-```
-
-Or from your private squirrel registry:
-
-```bash
-npm install --registry=http://localhost:4873 testosmaximus
-```
-
----
-
-## 🔬 API
-
-### `crackNut(nut: string): string`
-
-Cracks the given nut and returns a glorious message of destruction.
-
----
-
-## 🪵 License
-
-MIT – Break whatever you want. Just clean up after.
-
----
-
-## 🐿️ Author
-
-testosMaximus, child of the forest, breaker of shells, wielded by Maximus Testus Energy™
+wapwapfly woooooooooooooooooooooo