diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/consume_nut.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/consume_nut.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..35b0ebc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/consume_nut.json
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+{
+  "parent": "chipi:progression/get_nut",
+  "display": {
+    "icon": { "item": "chipi:nut" },
+    "title": "Nutty Preworkout",
+    "description": "Munch a nut to impress the gym-rat squirrels",
+    "frame": "task"
+  },
+  "criteria": {
+    "eat": {
+      "trigger": "minecraft:consume_item",
+      "conditions": {
+        "item": {
+          "items": ["chipi:nut"]
+        }
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/destroy_portal.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/destroy_portal.json
index 0298e48..1102a55 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/destroy_portal.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/destroy_portal.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:root",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_frame" },
-    "title": "No Turning Back",
-    "description": "Destroy the portal",
+    "title": "Secret Squirrel Safety Plan",
+    "description": "Break the one-way portal to save your tail and pretend it was a hidden feature",
     "frame": "challenge",
     "hidden": true,
     "show_toast": true,
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/enter_chipi_dimension.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/enter_chipi_dimension.json
index df355e3..6a317cf 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/enter_chipi_dimension.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/enter_chipi_dimension.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:progression/light_portal",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_portal" },
-    "title": "What Have You Done",
-    "description": "Enter the Chipi Dimension",
+    "title": "Into the Twink Zone",
+    "description": "Leap through the portal and let the feral squirrels judge you",
     "frame": "challenge"
   },
   "criteria": {
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_nut.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_nut.json
index fb145d3..bf6dfc8 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_nut.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_nut.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:root",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:nut" },
-    "title": "Deez Nuts",
-    "description": "Obtain a Nut",
+    "title": "Certified Nut Goblin",
+    "description": "Pocket a nut before the other femboys gossip",
     "frame": "task"
   },
   "criteria": {
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_raw_chipper_ore.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_raw_chipper_ore.json
index bdaf756..27a8475 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_raw_chipper_ore.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/get_raw_chipper_ore.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:root",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:raw_chipper_ore" },
-    "title": "What's This?",
-    "description": "Obtain Raw Chipper Ore",
+    "title": "Shiny Squirrel Snack",
+    "description": "Dig up raw chipper ore before someone nibbles it",
     "frame": "task"
   },
   "criteria": {
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/light_portal.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/light_portal.json
index a390d4f..e08c3c2 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/light_portal.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/light_portal.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:root",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_portal" },
-    "title": "Do Not Enter",
-    "description": "Activate the portal",
+    "title": "Absolutely Do Not Light This",
+    "description": "Ignite the portal as femboy squirrels chant \"oh no don't go in... or do\"",
     "frame": "challenge",
     "hidden": true,
     "show_toast": true,
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy.json
index 11b9e36..5d5ed8a 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:progression/smelt_chipper_ore",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_alloy" },
-    "title": "Questionable Chemistry",
-    "description": "Create Chipper Alloy",
+    "title": "Alchemized Drip",
+    "description": "Blend chipper alloy like a squirrel mixing nut butter couture",
     "frame": "task"
   },
   "criteria": {
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy_block.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy_block.json
index a6f5d1a..7cdb984 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy_block.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_alloy_block.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:progression/make_alloy",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_alloy_block" },
-    "title": "Industrial Grade",
-    "description": "Craft a Chipper Alloy Block",
+    "title": "Bulked-Up Bling",
+    "description": "Press that alloy into a block—swole femboy decor",
     "frame": "task"
   },
   "criteria": {
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_portal_frame.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_portal_frame.json
index 7db20b3..a35d22d 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_portal_frame.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/make_portal_frame.json
@@ -2,15 +2,15 @@
   "parent": "chipi:root",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_frame" },
-    "title": "It Begins",
-    "description": "Construct the portal frame",
+    "title": "Framing the Twink Door",
+    "description": "Assemble the portal while squirrels whisper this is a bad idea",
     "frame": "task"
   },
   "criteria": {
-    "place_frame": {
-      "trigger": "minecraft:placed_block",
+    "nut": {
+      "trigger": "minecraft:inventory_changed",
       "conditions": {
-        "block": "chipi:chipper_frame"
+        "items": [{ "items": ["chipi:chipper_frame"] }]
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/mine_chipper_ore.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/mine_chipper_ore.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d093ef4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/mine_chipper_ore.json
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+{
+  "parent": "chipi:root",
+  "display": {
+    "icon": { "item": "chipi:raw_chipper_ore" },
+    "title": "Snack-axe Technician",
+    "description": "Mine chipper ore before the squirrels chew it out of the wall",
+    "frame": "task"
+  },
+  "criteria": {
+    "mine": {
+      "trigger": "minecraft:mined_block",
+      "conditions": {
+        "block": "chipi:chipper_ore"
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/place_alloy_block.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/place_alloy_block.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8417e16
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/place_alloy_block.json
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+{
+  "parent": "chipi:progression/make_alloy_block",
+  "display": {
+    "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_alloy_block" },
+    "title": "Bulk Metal Feng Shui",
+    "description": "Place a chipper alloy block like it's a shiny gym mirror",
+    "frame": "task"
+  },
+  "criteria": {
+    "place": {
+      "trigger": "minecraft:placed_block",
+      "conditions": {
+        "block": "chipi:chipper_alloy_block"
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/portal_peek.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/portal_peek.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d3c2df6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/portal_peek.json
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+{
+  "parent": "chipi:progression/light_portal",
+  "display": {
+    "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_portal" },
+    "title": "One Toe In",
+    "description": "Stand inside the portal and let the portal breeze fluff your tail",
+    "frame": "task"
+  },
+  "criteria": {
+    "enter": {
+      "trigger": "minecraft:enter_block",
+      "conditions": {
+        "block": "chipi:chipper_portal"
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/smelt_chipper_ore.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/smelt_chipper_ore.json
index bfec29e..0aa280e 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/smelt_chipper_ore.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/smelt_chipper_ore.json
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
   "parent": "chipi:progression/get_raw_chipper_ore",
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_ingot" },
-    "title": "Refinement",
-    "description": "Smelt Chipper Ore",
+    "title": "Spa Day for Rocks",
+    "description": "Smelt chipper ore into ingots, pampered femboy style",
     "frame": "task"
   },
   "criteria": {
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/unlock_portal_frame_recipe.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/unlock_portal_frame_recipe.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..98e181e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/progression/unlock_portal_frame_recipe.json
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+{
+  "parent": "chipi:progression/make_alloy_block",
+  "display": {
+    "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_frame" },
+    "title": "Forbidden IKEA Manual",
+    "description": "Unlock the portal frame recipe while femboy squirrels look concerned",
+    "frame": "goal"
+  },
+  "criteria": {
+    "recipe": {
+      "trigger": "minecraft:recipe_unlocked",
+      "conditions": {
+        "recipe": "chipi:porta_block"
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/root.json b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/root.json
index 9c7d84f..1c8d2da 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/root.json
+++ b/src/main/resources/data/chipi/advancements/root.json
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 {
   "display": {
     "icon": { "item": "chipi:chipper_ingot" },
-    "title": "Chipi",
-    "description": "Industrial stupidity begins",
+    "title": "Welcome to the Burrow",
+    "description": "Industrial femboy nonsense kicks off",
     "background": "minecraft:textures/block/stone.png",
     "show_toast": false,
     "announce_to_chat": false,