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     print("The fluff has left the network.")
 ```
 
+### Latin Class Hierarchy
+
+| Class         | Translation      | Description |
+|---------------|------------------|-------------|
+| `StultusMixin` | Mixin of the Fool | Injects foolish logic into all descendants |
+| `StultusInt`   | Foolish Integer   | Integer that compares via HTTP |
+| `StultusFloat` | Foolish Float     | Float that uses a server for > / < |
+| `StultusStr`   | Foolish String    | String that checks equality by prayer |
+| `StultusBool`  | Foolish Truth     | Boolean logic outsourced to ChipperFluff |
+
+> *Veritas non localis est.*  
+> *Truth is not local.*
+
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