From 51f5297859379214d048188c78e8020617a2f003 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: lordlogo2002 <i96774080@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 12 Jul 2025 19:57:22 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] docs: add contributing guidelines for `multinut.stultus` with
 emphasis on intentional inefficiency

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 README.md | 9 +++++++++
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 > **⚠️ WARNING:**  
 > This module outsources logical operators (like `==`, `<`, `>`, etc.) to a remote HTTPS server. It is intentionally slow, insecure, and exposes your data. Do **not** use in production—this is a joke for chaos and fun only.
 
+## Contributing to `multinut.stultus`
+
+Pull requests welcome. Must include at least one:
+- Inefficient API call
+- Questionable Latin
+- Intentionally broken logic pattern
+
+Do not fix things. The project is working *as irrationally designed.*
+
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